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Texas isn’t such a bad place after y’all

This March, CiTR music director and lovable malcontent Luke Meat ventured into the wilds of Texas for the South by Southwest music festival. This is his travel diary.

Wednesday March 16th

I Arrive in Austin by Greyhound. The cabbie tells me I could sublet my room at the Super 8 for $800 a night. I check in, all things are taken care of (thanks again, Ben!), and proceed to go see the sights. I have to pick up my badge first. On my way I hear Bloc Party playing an afternoon gig. I get so excited I almost drop my beer. The badge process takes two and a half hours. In that time, I make friends with my two wait-line neighbours and they invite me to a “meet and greet” at their hotel. Free food, free drinks, all that blah. After some great conversation (finding out that Robert Blake was INNOCENT!?) I make my way to where all the real SXSW stuff is happenin’: Sixth and Red River. All you can hear is music poundin’ out of every single club; walking by, I get a good survey of what’s going on just by craning my head and peering in to each successive venue. I meet up with some fellow radio nerds at the Velvet Spade and we try to figure out what to do with the evening. Eager to connect with some fellow Canadians, we all cruise on down to the Whitey Houston gig at The Whiskey Bar. CiTR joins forces with CJSR (U of Alberta) and CJSW (U of Calgary), and we create a triad of the baddest (Canadian) asses that this burg has ever seen. Whitey, however, has a bad evening. Using borrowed equipment and a pawn-shop bass, they just don’t pull it off like they usually do. Sorry guys.

We run across the street to catch Vic Chestnut and he regales us with tales of what it’s like to be the most depressed musician on earth. At Maggie Mae’s we see the last two songs of Smoosh’s set—they’re a band of 10- and 12-year-old sisters who play delightful twee pop. After that, with a spring in our step, we stumble over to 710 to catch Drunkhorse; slutty, sleazy rawk. Smilin’ Jay of CJSR makes a joke about catching Billy Idol at Stubbs. I retort that I will only go if he plays “Eyes Without A Face.” Sure enough, as we leave 710, we can hear the former Gen X punk serenading Austin with said ballad. The fates had decreed that we had to check this shit out. He rocked.

Thursday March 17th

The Province’s Stu Derdeyn had told me about this wonderful Texan hangover cure called “BC.” It’s a flap of powder that you mix with water and shlorp back. It feels vaguely illicit. I later find out it is just caffeine and Aspirin, but either way it does the trick. We go “git some bah bee cue” at the legendary Stubb’s and check out Electric Eel Shock. Indescribable Japanese metal. The drummer wears nothing but a cock sock. The guitarist literally fucks his flying V. The bassist—when not doing his best Lemmy impersonation—is all hails n’ horns. Fucking beautiful.

For a change of pace and genre, I check out DJ Z Trip, who could possibly be the best wedding DJ ever. The guy mixes Janis Joplin with hip hop beats. He has us all goin’ until he introduces a new jam off his latest rekkid which features (no joke) the dude from Linkin Park on vocals. You can hear the pins dropping everywhere.

Ratatat follows, giving us a great dose of their unique Maidenesque electro tunes. I rip over to The Parish to catch M. Ward. Very fun, but afterwards, I feel the need to head out on my own to mellow out at the Strange Attractors Audio House showcase, where I am soothed by Harris Newman’s acoustic guitar compositions. Paik from Michigan follows and proceeds to drone blissful psychedelic jams, only to be drowned out by Subarachnoid Space, who close out the night for me. Heavy shit. I’m tired.

Friday March 18th

Chunklet Magazine is possibly the best jaded-indie-fuck zine on the market right now. Henry Owings and Brian Teasley are the publishers, and lo and behold, they’re in Austin. You can’t miss them. They’re dressed as boy scouts. The uniformed miscreants throw a humdinger of a party at the Church of the Friendly Ghost, featuring Enon, Jennifer Gentle, Oxes, The American Analog Set, and Black Lips. The lead singer of the Black Lips lights his dick on fire. We drink free beer named Purple Haze and it packs quite a punch.

I get a chance to ask Brian whether he thinks the magazine ever crosses the line of offensiveness. I mean, this is the guy who said he would rather fuck his own diarrhea than (and I quote) “Courtney Love’s ragged-out meat tunnel.” He passes this question on to Henry, who promptly asks me to step outside to fight. I’m more than ready, but Henry says straight to my face, “I gotta warn you; I fight like a Jew.” Not knowing what this means but feeling that Henry has somehow answered my earlier question, I politely decline the challenge and receive a bear hug instead.

We go check out Controller.Controller afterwards and to my surprise, they put on a really good show. We get wind of a party happening at an old mansion run by the North by North East people. We feel that since we’re Canadian, that more or less counts as an invite. Luckily they don’t disagree. We eat free BBQ, drink free Moosehead (nectar of the gods after days of Bud Light), and meet lots of humans. We go back into the city, where we hear about another happening and head over to check it out. What we don’t know until we’ve been there a few minutes is that it is a party for porn star Brittney Rears. Full of pretty creepy people, as such things tend to be. Nonetheless, we stay for a few rounds of vodka and Red Bull—the only drink they appear to be serving.

The only show I’m stoked on this night is The Go! Team, and I’m not missing it. What they don’t tell you when you drop hundreds of dollars on a badge that will supposedly get you in to see every one of the hundreds of bands playing SXSW is that the popular shows fill up early, after which there’s no chance of getting in—badge or no badge. Having learned this, and determined not to miss this show, I show up at Buffalo Billiards right when the doors open. The Go! Team aren’t onstage for another three hours, but it’s worth the wait. It is impossible to be in a bad mood when you hear these guys. With two drummers and a set-list full of happy cheerleading jams, they had me boogieing down. Afterward I swing by Beerland to try to catch Guitar Wolf, but there are about 200 people waiting to get in (see what I mean?) so I opt to pass out instead.

Saturday March 19th

Down a few BCs and we’re ready to go. (I am addicted to them at this point, but will worry about that later.) We check out the Yep Roc showcase on Congress Ave, a very nice neighbourhood. We also meet our first asshole, a hairy-backed wifebeater-wearing dude who finds out that we’re Canadian and blames us for Mad Cow Disease, tells us he hates our country, then has the nerve to say “no offence.” After a Tex-Mex lunch we head back to Red River to catch The Gossip gig at the Kill Rock Stars showcase. As always, they kick ass. Smilin’ Jay and I put all our eggs in one basket and decide to go to the Vice party. We have the address; however, no cabbie in Austin has any idea where it is. We finally find a cab driver who uses a map and gets us to our destination. The party is in the middle of nowhere, and on arrival, we are not let in. Someone (oh yeah—Vice!) had forgotten to mention that we needed a special laminate to get in. I’m pretty livid. Not only are we in the worst neighbourhood in town, we just wasted two hours getting here when we could have been seeing bands. Grrr. Smilin’ calms me down and springs for a cab back into town. We go to Emo’s and check out Aesop Rock. Killer hip hop. The Black Halos are playing in the big room, so we stay for a couple of songs and beers. The boys represented our city very well. As did I, I hope. In between all the fun, we spread the good word about Canadian campus radio to the unwashed masses.

Thank you to CJSR and CJSW for keepin’ it real and for keeping me out of trouble. See ya next year.

Jonathan Inc.

I am the worst.
I am a lazy, do-nothing bastard that says he’s going to help people out, says that, but obviously doesn’t mean it. I put it off, and put it off and put it off some more. Why? Because I’m a bum and a jerk, but most importantly, I’m a bum.
Jonathan Anderson, on the other hand, is a hard working do-something singer-songwriter. He’s been in Radiogram and has fronted Jonathan Inc. for years. His recording studio, Buena Vista Audio, has recorded albums for Stabilo and In Medias Res. He has a lovely wife and two lovely children. I’ve met them. They’re great!
I promised to interview Jonathan for Discorder a really long time ago. Maybe I am sabotaging his career because I envy him. Well, I’m fed up. With myself. You can read about Jonathan Inc. while I sit in a dark room, berating myself for my inaction.

Discorder: That was a great set, man
Jonathan: Thanks a lot, Chris.
What happened to Flophouse Jr.?
Jon [Wood] told me last week that they are already recording a new record…

As Flophouse Jr.?
Yes. The band was essentially a duo. It was Jon Wood and Susan, who was singing harmonies. Then she moved to England, and the band hasn’t really done much. But she’s going to be coming back for a bit to make another record together.

What about Radiogram? What’s going on with you guys? Are you kind of in limbo right now?
I think they are hibernating.
Why?
All bears need to hibernate. We toured the two albums as much as we could. There’s talk of us doing a split EP with Endearing. I wouldn’t be surprised if the band rises again.

How long has Jonathan Inc. been around?
Since 1998.
Are you happy with the setup of the band? How big and strong are you guys?
There’s four of us. Michelle joined, and she’s been a big change to the band, providing a lot more harmonies. There’s more texture now. I’ve played with this lineup for a year and a half and I feel we’re starting to gel. The last couple of shows have been really fun.

You said during your set that all the songs on the new album are older. Do you have a whole bunch of new songs ready for the next album? Are you already tired of the latest album?
It took us almost a year and a half to get that album all finished and out. We don’t have any plans to go back in to the studio soon. We don’t have any money. I’m finding that it’s good to be a little ahead of the game. It’s nice to have stuff ready. I always tend to be impatient. I want to take more time to send it out and do more with what we’ve done, rather than just put it out and move on to the next thing.
Why did this album take so long?
I moved.
To where?
Langley. Langley rocks.
Does it now?
Love it. Really good swimming pools. Yeah, I’ve also been recording a lot of bands in the last year, so I had to put Jonathan Inc. on the back burner for awhile.
It seems that you’re pretty much living the bohemian lifestyle, man. Was that your master plan? I know you got the family now. You got the home studio. Bands are coming to you. You got some producing. Are you happy with the way things are going?
I feel pretty fortunate that I don’t have to change oil or cut grass anymore.

How’s the producing going?
Good. I’ve been producing for three years. I started producing our own stuff first. I did two albums in a studio with a friend of mine, who had a home studio. For the third album, I wanted to rent some gear, and try doing it myself, but a lot of people told me they like my old four-track stuff better. I really enjoyed doing that, because it gave me some time to fool around. I started buying my own gear, because I thought it would save me money in the long run. As I started producing more of my own records, people became interested in me working on their projects.

Jonathan will be opening solo for the Weakerthans and the Constantines Friday April 29th at Richards on Richards.

Textually Active: The Fabulous Moolah

Lillian Ellison with Larry Platt Regan Books

I’m not a wrestling fan. I don’t know who wrestlers are, as a rule, or read ghostwritten World Wrestling Federation autobiographies. But when I saw the leopard-print cover of The Fabulous Moolah in the library, I figured, what the hell.

The only other time I’d seen Moolah, aka Lillian Ellison, was in the pages of Bust Magazine, where she and her occasional rasslin’ partner Mae Young were tearin’ up the ring in a fury of sequins, fists, and wrinkly skin. She was old enough to be my grandma, tough enough to kick my ass, and made up like a drag queen. It stuck in my mind.

Born in rural South Carolina in 1926, Ellison was a scrappy kid who dreamed of being Amelia Earhart. At least, until she was ten, when her wrestling fanatic father brought her to see Mildred Burke dukin’ it out in the local ring. Dead set on becoming the next women’s champion, Ellison started wrestling as a teenager. This was long before professional wrestling became the deeply strange spectator sport-opera it is today. Ellison worked regional circuits across the US, making $50 a week while learning to wrestle in the ring. She made a name for herself as “Slave Girl Moolah,” a scantily-clad valet for various male wrestlers, before emerging as “The Fabulous Moolah.” A steadily rising wrestling star, she kept company with all sort of characters including Jerry Lee Lewis, Hank Williams Sr. and a young Elvis Presley. She won the World Wrestling Entertainment Unidisputed Women’s Championship Belt in 1956, and kept it for 28 years before losing it in 1984. In 1999, when she was 77, she won the belt back again. Hey, I don’t care how fake people say professional wrestling is. I’m afraid that a small argument might fell my 80 year-old grandma, to say nothing of a fight with Ivory. These days, the Fab One lives on Moolah Drive in Columbia, South Carolina, with a couple of her best female wresting friends. I picture it like Golden Girls, but with more midgets.

Now that I’ve made The Fabulous Moolah sound all interesting, let me warn you: it’s not very good. It’s all bluster and surface and attitude, which is exactly what I’d expect from a skimpy, WWF-sanctioned autobiography. Moolah’s life story, and the history of women’s entertainment wrestling, are so interesting that I want a substantial, insightful account of them, but I feel completely unreasonable demanding it from this source. Hopefully the upcoming Lipstick & Dynamite: The First Ladies of Wrestling, a documentary film directed by Ruth Leitman, will have a bit more flying dropkick to it.

Riff Raff

So in the fine tradition of pulling this column outta my ass at the eleventh hour, I realized too late that I had absolutely NOTHING to write about as far as 7” material, so just this once, I’m gonna up the ante and review LP’s—SHOCK! HORROR! DIAPERS! Ok, so now that you’ve pooped your pants with excitement, here I go with my two bits.

Well, if you talk to the average teenager of today, and you ask them what it is about rock and roll music that they like, the first thing they say is the beat, the beat, the beat. So along comes The Ugly Beats to satisfy the young heathens and their insatiable desire for dancing and drinking and all things immoral.

Bring On The Beats! is indeed what this Texas quintet do on their debut long-player and all be damned if it don’t make my feet shimmy and shake like a man possessed. This is garage rock that puts the oomphasis on melody and good songwriting. The drums are nice and crisp and the guitars gutsy—two things that immediately grabbed me; my only beef is the keyboards could have been a bit more prominent, but I’ll live. Nice versions of The Easybeats (hear ‘em hit the high notes with aplomb!) and The Outsiders tunes, along with instant fuzzed-out fave “Girl On The Brain” and the closing raver “I’ll Close My Eyes”. For those who dig cutting a mean rug, find this on…(Get Hip Records, www.gethip.com).

Contrary to their album’s title, The Turpentine Brothers actually do care about your good times, at least mine anyway, when I recently caught them live in the picturesque town of Stanwood, Washington (I know, WTF?). Trust me, they delivered a set of moody rhythm and blues rockers that had everyone’s jaws hit the floor in eerie unison and on record the interplay between guitar, drum and keys is spot on and reminds me of The Compulsive Gamblers at their darkest or The Deadly Snakes without the horns. If those comparisons mean nothing to you, then brother, you don’t listen to enough rock and roll. Do yourself a favour and get this record. Did I mention that Tara from Mr. Airplane Man is in this band? If you saw their performance at The Brickyard last year (I know, WTF?) then rest assured her trademark shuffle and pound is well displayed and worth the price of admission alone. Speaking of shuffle and pound, two words that I’ll try not to use any further but best describe the playing style of my man BBQ. Combining the dexterity of such legendary one man “bands” like Hasil Adkins and Bob Log III, but with the honey-laced vocal treatment of a Buddy Holly or a Big Bopper, you get a finely crafted album of blues-tinged rock and roll with trace elements of country (not the JR kind, thank God) that shows this cat has nine lives and then some. Some may remember a little band called The Spaceshits, who then morphed into a little band called Les Sexareenos. Yes? No? Come on now, you’re letting me down here. The brains behind those outfits is now the muscle behind BBQ and the twelve songs (including a rootsy shuffle take on The Rolling Stones “Out Of Time”) make you not want to Tie Your Noose, but tie one on in the back yard among friends who want to “Shake Real Low” and bust out the “Record Machine” with the sounds of old time rock and roll blasting from the tinny speakers. Both this and the TB’s LP’s can be found on Bomp Records, (bomprecords.com), so strike while the iron is hot, why dontcha?

We return to our regularly scheduled column next month-cross your fingers and eyes, kids.

M.I.A.

Arular (XL/Beggars)

I honestly don’t know what to say.

In expressing this lack of verbiage, a friend suggested that I start this review off with “every party I’ve been to in the last three and a half months has played at least two tracks off this album. And I go to a lot of parties.” Unfortunately, I don’t go to a lot of parties, so I wouldn’t know if this was true or not. Enough about me, though, and more about Arular.

Take Jamaican dancehall, German techno, and Japanese glitch. Throw them in a blender, along with a healthy portion of so-called world music. Layer in Maya Arulpragasam, sometimes singing, sometimes rapping, on all sorts of topics from globalization and the Tamil struggle to the seemingly incomprehensible (what the hell is a Galang, anyway?). It’s a dense album, layered with both sonic textures and meanings; “Pull Up the People” has rather an obvious message, but “Sunshowers” carries multiple themes which only make sense after repeated listens. I could go on about nuance and detail and all those silly things us music geeks love to froth about, but there’s no substitute for actually picking up a copy of the album. So go. You won’t regret it.

Montag

Alone, Not Alone (Carpark/ gooom disques)

Amy Milan, the wonderful voice of the Canadian indie-pop sensation Stars, graces us with her vocals on a few select tracks of sprawling French techno-pop. Ahhh yes—I think that is all I really have to say. However, there is much more to this beautiful album than my secret love. In fact Alone, Not Alone is the beginning of a new onslaught of revivalist French musique. Not as full as its contemporaries and label mates M83, Montag build upon layers of blips and soft but not overbearing synthesized noise. Delicate vocals lightly add to the atmosphere of a summer day spent on the French countryside with Amy Milan beside you singing you to a lulling sleep. It appears to this reviewer that everything Amy puts her hand to will turn to gold, and it is only a reassurance when Montag is placed in the CD player beside my bed.

Jordi Rosen

Lotus (Independent)

If you were looking for the new (insert hardcore metal band name here), this would perhaps be the absolute worst album you could have found, but if that was the furthest thing from your mind when you decided Jordi Rosen was the thing for you then you are on the right track. Lotus is an incredibly cute album. It’s not deep, it’s not epic and it has no edge, but if you want to listen to about how great it is to be in love, this might be perfect. Okay, if the last album you bought was by someone who’s name included the word “blood” you’re probably gagging now, but if you haven’t been turned off by this nauseating idea, you might be interested in the fact that this album contains an eclectic mix of instruments from accordion to junk percussion. It’s sappy folk-pop, but it’s done well. Jordi Rosen might be for the very specific tastes of those who appreciate sincerity and optimism, but she will certainly satisfy those people, if nothing else. Converge fans, today is not your day. Sorry, guys.

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